You're so considerate, Mr. Man.

What was that, Mr. Man? Did you notice that I was working on that?

Perhaps you could move over and let me continue working on the project I've been working on for the past two years? Hmm? No? You're not moving? Not even a little bit? Oh, you're going to settle in, then. Right, I see that you're doing that cat thing where you tuck in your legs so you more closely resemble a spiral cut ham.

Just in case you haven't noticed, there are about twenty straight pins in that piece of muslin under your butt. Then again, you make your own decisions. Clearly you decided to sit on sharp things. You make your own choices because you are your own man, and I respect that.

Jerk.